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The Porkypine, not to be confused with Porcupines, is a dangerous, procrastination-inducing creature, out to destroy human society completely and utterly.

The Porkypine, according to the noted scientist [[Andrew Maust|A. Maust]],<ref name=":0">[[Andrew Maust, Conqueror of Porkypines]]</ref> sometimes known as the father of the Science of Legends, was a largish, evil creature with over 3,000,007 poisoned spines, laser vision, and acid spit. One can hardly think of a more terrifying adversary, but it gets worse. In addition to being the root cause of Obama’s election (and re-election), they are responsible for something far worse- Procrastination. The spines on the Porkypine can be shot, and when they hit a victim, he or she procrastinates. Neither does the victim know what is going on, unless you happen to be reading this when you should be doing school. If so, scan the room around you, although chances are you won’t see it.

[[File:Porkypine.gif|alt=illustration of a porkypine|none|thumb|''illustration of a porkypine'']]