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Long ago, before even the Internet was around, before Google talked for you, before cell phones even existed, and even before the computer was invented, a terrible predator lurked in the deepest parts of the forest Behindinschoolwork [pronounced Beh-een-din-shoo-lu-wuk].<ref>Don't ever say [Beh in din shoo lu wuk] any differently, or else you must “Wash thy mouth with soap, spin clockwise 7 times, counterclockwise once, and spit thrice on the ground before the wrath of the forest destroys you!!” -Tim Jones</ref> | Long ago, before even the Internet was around, before Google talked for you, before cell phones even existed, and even before the computer was invented, a terrible predator lurked in the deepest parts of the forest Behindinschoolwork [pronounced Beh-een-din-shoo-lu-wuk].<ref>Don't ever say [Beh in din shoo lu wuk] any differently, or else you must “Wash thy mouth with soap, spin clockwise 7 times, counterclockwise once, and spit thrice on the ground before the wrath of the forest destroys you!!” -Tim Jones</ref> Several witnesses claimed seeing ominous spiky shapes lurking outside the light of their campfires, never staying put long enough to make out what they were. All the witnesses bore a common mark: over-stretched mouths and hoarse voices. One extreme case was frozen in a look of horror: | ||
[[File:Frozen in terror.png|alt=person frozen in terror from a porkypine|none|thumb]] | [[File:Frozen in terror.png|alt=person frozen in terror from a porkypine|none|thumb]] | ||