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Okay, so I'm sure we all know what a zombie is. Evil green dead humans who can move around and supposedly kill people? Yeah, well it's a little known fact that NSA actually has a strain of zombie that was discovered in some of the adventures of the Golden Ages. These creatures, zombehs, were not mythical at all, but they were our very own students. If one turned into a zombeh, they would start to act kind of strange (doing all the zombie arm things), though their physical features would remain untouched so that they could blend in to their surrounding human beings (an expert survival tactic). | Okay, so I'm sure we all know what a zombie is. Evil green dead humans who can move around and supposedly kill people? Yeah, well it's a little known fact that NSA actually has a strain of zombie that was discovered in some of the adventures of the [[:Category:History|Golden Ages]]. These creatures, zombehs, were not mythical at all, but they were our very own students. If one turned into a zombeh, they would start to act kind of strange (doing all the zombie arm things), though their physical features would remain untouched so that they could blend in to their surrounding human beings (an expert survival tactic). | ||
"But Morgan!" you may say. "How will I ever know which of my friends are zombehs and which are not?" Great question! You see, there is one defining trait that a zombeh holds that you can test against your friends. Zombehs cannot, no matter how hard they try, spell the word definitely. They're also experts at misspelling other words, but "definitely" is the test word that you can use to see if they are in fact a zombeh. So! If you see words being misspelled around cyberspace, beware. U_U | "But Morgan!" you may say. "How will I ever know which of my friends are zombehs and which are not?" Great question! You see, there is one defining trait that a zombeh holds that you can test against your friends. Zombehs cannot, no matter how hard they try, spell the word definitely. They're also experts at misspelling other words, but "definitely" is the test word that you can use to see if they are in fact a zombeh. So! If you see words being misspelled around cyberspace, beware. U_U | ||