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The study of [[Zer0]], or Zer0logy, can be used to refer to any of the five main theories harbored by most students. Generally, however, it is used to refer to the Grift or Lag-Joinance theories. | The study of [[Zer0]], or Zer0logy, can be used to refer to any of the five main theories harbored by most students. Generally, however, it is used to refer to the Grift or Lag-Joinance theories. | ||
As of 5/13/15, the top scientists in the field of Zer0logy are Jeremiah Moniz and Joshua Story. Jeremiah Moniz (or Dr Moniz, as he is known in his field) is a strenuous advocate of safety in Zer0logy experiments, particularly with the CLE. He first suggested measuring lag in Lts (Lagits), which greatly improved the reliability of experiments. | As of 5/13/15, the top scientists in the field of Zer0logy are [[Jeremiah Moniz]] and [[Joshua Story]]. Jeremiah Moniz (or Dr Moniz, as he is known in his field) is a strenuous advocate of safety in Zer0logy experiments, particularly with the CLE. He first suggested measuring lag in Lts (Lagits), which greatly improved the reliability of experiments. | ||
Joshua Story, another noted scientist, developed the CLE (Controlled Lag Emitter). Possibly the biggest single contribution to the science of Zer0logy, the CLE made history when Joshua Story was the first student to ever summon Zer0 forcefully into a chat. The first proven summoning, with Jeremiah Moniz as witness, rocked the field of Zer0logy. | Joshua Story, another noted scientist, developed the CLE (Controlled Lag Emitter). Possibly the biggest single contribution to the science of Zer0logy, the CLE made history when Joshua Story was the first student to ever summon Zer0 forcefully into a chat. The first proven summoning, with Jeremiah Moniz as witness, rocked the field of Zer0logy. | ||
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=== The Grift Theorem === | === The Grift Theorem === | ||
Joshua Grift, [[FirstClass|FC]] expert and Technician, believes he has solved the mystery of Zer0. According to Grift, Zer0 is a discontinuation in a chat's coding. Essentially, according to Grift, Zer0 was a chat glitch caused by a number of separate factors blending together. The theory's main flaw was that it predicted the disappearance of Zer0 with the newest FC update, which included many bug fixes. The catch? Regardless of the theory's ideals, 0 left the chat in Mega Mass anyway, one month after the update. | [[Joshua Grift]], [[FirstClass|FC]] expert and Technician, believes he has solved the mystery of Zer0. According to Grift, Zer0 is a discontinuation in a chat's coding. Essentially, according to Grift, Zer0 was a chat glitch caused by a number of separate factors blending together. The theory's main flaw was that it predicted the disappearance of Zer0 with the newest FC update, which included many bug fixes. The catch? Regardless of the theory's ideals, 0 left the chat in Mega Mass anyway, one month after the update. | ||
=== The Lag-Joinance Theory === | === The Lag-Joinance Theory === | ||
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=== The Klassen Theorem === | === The Klassen Theorem === | ||
Ashley Klassen, a brilliant thinker, has suggested yet another theory. Saying that she has never been in a laggy chat with Zer0, she speculated that Zer0 was not related to the chat, but rather was related to vast amounts of lag outside the chat. When testing a SMG with Joshua Story, (a folder with lag-producing rules), she experienced Zer0 leaving the chat. Another time, when watching videos on YouTube, Zer0 left the chat, but only she could see it. She now speculates that if an individual has a large amount of lag on his or her computer, it may be the cause of Zer0. The theory was tested in the [[Propirus]] segment of the [[Mega Mass]] chat on 5 February of 2015, but before it could be completed massive amounts of lag and unexpected glitching forced Klassen, Story, and Reichert to abandon the experiment. | [[Ashley Klassen]], a brilliant thinker, has suggested yet another theory. Saying that she has never been in a laggy chat with Zer0, she speculated that Zer0 was not related to the chat, but rather was related to vast amounts of lag outside the chat. When testing a SMG with Joshua Story, (a folder with lag-producing rules), she experienced Zer0 leaving the chat. Another time, when watching videos on YouTube, Zer0 left the chat, but only she could see it. She now speculates that if an individual has a large amount of lag on his or her computer, it may be the cause of Zer0. The theory was tested in the [[Propirus]] segment of the [[Mega Mass]] chat on 5 February of 2015, but before it could be completed massive amounts of lag and unexpected glitching forced Klassen, Story, and Reichert to abandon the experiment. | ||
=== The Supervisor Theory === | === The Supervisor Theory === | ||