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=== The Grift Theorem === | === The Grift Theorem === | ||
Joshua Grift, FC expert and Technician, believes he has solved the mystery of Zer0. According to Grift, Zer0 is a discontinuation in a chat's coding. Essentially, according to Grift, Zer0 was a chat glitch caused by a number of separate factors blending together. The theory's main flaw was that it predicted the disappearance of Zer0 with the newest FC update, which included many bug fixes. The catch? Regardless of the theory's ideals, 0 left the chat in Mega Mass anyway, one month after the update. | Joshua Grift, [[FirstClass|FC]] expert and Technician, believes he has solved the mystery of Zer0. According to Grift, Zer0 is a discontinuation in a chat's coding. Essentially, according to Grift, Zer0 was a chat glitch caused by a number of separate factors blending together. The theory's main flaw was that it predicted the disappearance of Zer0 with the newest FC update, which included many bug fixes. The catch? Regardless of the theory's ideals, 0 left the chat in Mega Mass anyway, one month after the update. | ||
=== The Lag-Joinance Theory === | === The Lag-Joinance Theory === | ||
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=== The Klassen Theorem === | === The Klassen Theorem === | ||
Ashley Klassen, a brilliant thinker, has suggested yet another theory. Saying that she has never been in a laggy chat with Zer0, she speculated that Zer0 was not related to the chat, but rather was related to vast amounts of lag outside the chat. When testing a SMG with Joshua Story, (a folder with lag-producing rules), she experienced Zer0 leaving the chat. Another time, when watching videos on YouTube, Zer0 left the chat, but only she could see it. She now speculates that if an individual has a large amount of lag on his or her computer, it may be the cause of Zer0. The theory was tested in the Propirus segment of the Mega Mass chat on 5 February of 2015, but before it could be completed massive amounts of lag and unexpected glitching forced Klassen, Story, and Reichert to abandon the experiment. | Ashley Klassen, a brilliant thinker, has suggested yet another theory. Saying that she has never been in a laggy chat with Zer0, she speculated that Zer0 was not related to the chat, but rather was related to vast amounts of lag outside the chat. When testing a SMG with Joshua Story, (a folder with lag-producing rules), she experienced Zer0 leaving the chat. Another time, when watching videos on YouTube, Zer0 left the chat, but only she could see it. She now speculates that if an individual has a large amount of lag on his or her computer, it may be the cause of Zer0. The theory was tested in the [[Propirus]] segment of the [[Mega Mass]] chat on 5 February of 2015, but before it could be completed massive amounts of lag and unexpected glitching forced Klassen, Story, and Reichert to abandon the experiment. | ||
=== The Supervisor Theory === | === The Supervisor Theory === | ||
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All this put aside Zer0logy is now a dead science since Zer0 can no longer be tested. And for good reason. The Microsoft Teams Era has shone minimal lag and so far no huge glitches like Zer0. | All this put aside Zer0logy is now a dead science since Zer0 can no longer be tested. And for good reason. The Microsoft Teams Era has shone minimal lag and so far no huge glitches like Zer0. | ||
== See Also == | |||
* [[The Diary of Agent Flopi, Book 1]] | |||
* [[The Diary of Agent Flopi, Book 2]] | |||