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Similar to porkypines and | Similar to [[porkypines]] and [[chameliollamasauruses]]. [[Kinkajous]] and marshmallows are their mortal enemies. | ||
== Baconypines == | == Baconypines == | ||
Baconypines are monsters that appear similar to porkypines, but do not mistake them: baconypines are very different. First, they look like this: | Baconypines are monsters that appear similar to porkypines, but do not mistake them: baconypines are very different. First, they look like this: | ||
[[File:Baconypine.png|thumb| | [[File:Baconypine.png|thumb|illustration of a baconypine|none|300x300px]] | ||
Those teeth are as fearsome as they seem. They are coated with tiny Velcro-like hooks that stick to anything... PERMANENTLY. The baconypine's tail is poisonous like a scorpion, and they hate all things healthy. Broccoli is their worst enemy. Human health in general? They despise it. But their greatest weakness is the simple confectionery wonder that is a marshmallow. Thrown properly, if the marshmallow sticks on a spine, the baconypine will promptly explode with embarrassment. The leftovers is a pile of bacon covered with marshmallow. | Those teeth are as fearsome as they seem. They are coated with tiny Velcro-like hooks that stick to anything... PERMANENTLY. The baconypine's tail is poisonous like a scorpion, and they hate all things healthy. Broccoli is their worst enemy. Human health in general? They despise it. But their greatest weakness is the simple confectionery wonder that is a marshmallow. Thrown properly, if the marshmallow sticks on a spine, the baconypine will promptly explode with embarrassment. The leftovers is a pile of bacon covered with marshmallow. | ||