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Caution! If you eat a cookeh in one bite, then you will promptly explode from all the awesomeness built up inside you. The only known antidote is a cookie infused with everything boring, crumbled and scattered over your awesome remains. | Caution! If you eat a cookeh in one bite, then you will promptly explode from all the awesomeness built up inside you. The only known antidote is a cookie infused with everything boring, crumbled and scattered over your awesome remains. | ||
The Cookeh, as told by Joel Raines | The Cookeh, as told by [[Joel Raines]] | ||
No, no, you misunderstand... | No, no, you misunderstand... | ||
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Why are the cookehs so special, you ask? Don't. Don't ask. Just eat. Eat, and you will know. | Why are the cookehs so special, you ask? Don't. Don't ask. Just eat. Eat, and you will know. | ||
Beware, however, of the cookeh. If you eat one whole, you will explode from the awesomeness. One can only be brought back from death-by-cookeh when their remains are mixed with unawesome sauce. Only one has survived. | Beware, however, of the cookeh. If you eat one whole, you will explode from the awesomeness. One can only be brought back from death-by-cookeh when their remains are mixed with [[Unawesome Sauce|unawesome sauce]]. Only one has survived. | ||
Now you know. Use this information wisely, and never use a cookeh in aggression towards someone. They are dangerous implements, but they must not be weapons. | Now you know. Use this information wisely, and never use a cookeh in aggression towards someone. They are dangerous implements, but they must not be weapons. | ||
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Good luck, and good cookehs. | Good luck, and good cookehs. | ||
There seems to be one exception to the cookeh's power, according to an experiment conducted by Elsa Powers and Samuel Hewitt. If you take an awesome person (such as Samuel Hewitt) and eat the entire thing in one bite with an exception of a few crumbs, you won't explode. This is a new idea in the world of NSA science still being explored. So kids, "DON'T TRY AT HOME!" -Elsa Powers u_u | There seems to be one exception to the cookeh's power, according to an experiment conducted by [[Elsa Powers]] and [[Samuel Hewitt]]. If you take an awesome person (such as Samuel Hewitt) and eat the entire thing in one bite with an exception of a few crumbs, you won't explode. This is a new idea in the world of NSA science still being explored. So kids, "DON'T TRY AT HOME!" -Elsa Powers u_u | ||
Written By: Samuel Hewitt | Written By: Samuel Hewitt | ||
Few things stand in the way of Cookehs, let alone ingest them. | Few things stand in the way of Cookehs, let alone ingest them. One such thing that could ingest them was [[Brooke Foster|Brooke Fosters]] pet duck and mascot of the Welcome Committee, Mr Edward McQuackers.<ref>[[McQuackers]]</ref> | ||
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== Fortehn Cookeh == | |||
There seems to be another form of cookeh. The legendary Fortehn Cookeh! It's creation is a complete mystery, but it holds even more power than the cookehs. As such I shall not even attempt to portay it's amazingness. However when broken it produces a wave of energy capable of smashing an entire room to bits. Despite the cookehs small size, the Fortehn inside is the size of a table, and it will lead you to great treasure. It can be difficult to read however, as it is written in the Mathter runes. According to legend this treasure is sometimes even a diamond. -[[Paul Pepper]] | |||
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