NSA Families: Difference between revisions

Another mawwige was [[Anna Barry]] and [[Samuel Hewitt]] in 2020. This was on a call with a person acting as "officiator," and of course was party-crashed. The "relationship" didn't last and they never took it seriously. However in 2024, a new thing came into play: ADHD powers. This led to a fateful conversation between [[Jared Lemmon]], [[Elijah Smith]], and [[Porter Lewis]]. The conversation was a fun one: [[Gabriel Nelson|Gabe]] said Porter was cool. Jared asked who porter was, and Elijah replied "Your mom." Jared said, "oh hello mother," to which Gabe replied "<small>waitthatmeansimmarriedtoporter.</small>" Elijah then made it canon with the newfound ADHD powers, and the rest is history.

According to the law of Porter, mawwiges that have been made with ADHD Powers are binding forever.

[[Jacob Grady]] and [[Gabriel Nelson|Gabe Nelson]] of the [[Science Guild]] found that if the participants play along for a day, the mawwiage is binding. There is no divorce unless there is a good reason, both agree to the split, their children and their children's children agree to the split, and there are third party witnesses (including someone acting as Judge with ADHD powers).

* This is not husband and wife, because that's even more weird (and probably heretical), and there does need to be a limit. So, the terms are hubby and wifey united in holy mawiage (like the priest in Princess Bride) under iNSAnity, 'till 13th bridge do them part.

* Don't force this on people, everyone who has done this has played along for the bit, and haven't really said, "STOP". If someone does seem to be getting emotional about this, don't do it to them, it could really hurt them. Everything in moderation, including iNSAnity.

* Keep it PG13 please, we don't want any icky and gross stuff. That stays in a real marriage okay U_U and this isn't one.

One of the first successful ones was [[Gabriel Nelson|Gabriel]], [[Dorshea Goh|Dorshea]], Everett, and [[Micah McFarland]] and siblings, with [[Tirzah Hopkins|Tirzah]] as the mom. This family combined with [[Esther Noeth|Esther Noeth's]]. She had two sons, [[Jared Cheaz]] and [[Caleb Calhoun​​​​​​​|Caleb Calhoun]]​​; and three daughters, [[Saron Mengistu]], [[Kaitlyn Stephan]], and [[Meredith Schmidt]]. [[Ruth Hopkins]] was Tirzah's sister (ofc they were.) [[Elsa Powers]] and [[Anna Barry]] were Tirzah's children. These three families formed into the same one, with Ruth Hopkins, Tirzah Hopkins, Shawn-David Logan​​​​​​​ and Esther​​​​​​​ being siblings in the same family. [[Katelynn Rogerson|Katelynn (Kate) Rogerson]] was their cousin. This formed around 2019-2020. Another family joined when [[Ruthie Overholt]], adopted a lot of children. A few of them were Dorshea, [[Fianna DePater|Fianna]], De’Arkyia, Anna Barry, and Elsa Powers. No one remembers all of Ruthie’s children. (She had even more grandchildren than she did children, too.) This semi-combined with some rugged edges with the family above to make the iNSAne family, which was very active during the 2021-2023 Dark Age. This gave Gabe Nelson a dad in Noah Howard, and created one of the first NSA couples.

In a separate family, Kasandra (Kasie) Gillum-Carr and Gabriel (Gabe) Lam Yuen have three children: Kaitlyn Stephan (oldest), Jared Cheaz (middle), and [[Naomi Noeth]] (youngest). The family also has an uncle: [[Ryan Boren]], and an aunt: [[Saron Mengistu]] (This family is all gone).

 

(Because Gabe has constantly called Tirzah his mom, his side of the Haagenson family blends into the iNSAne Family and his older Family with Tirzah. This means that Ruthie Overholt is a Great Great Great Great Grandmother to Jenna Guyant [not Esther Yang, as she is a jagged edge in the family, as she is already a part of the iNSAne family]).