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Written by [[Morgan Raines]] | Written by [[Morgan Raines]] | ||
Another marriage was [[Anna Barry]] and [[Samuel Hewitt]] in 2020. This was on a call with a person acting as "officiator," and of course was party-crashed. The "relationship" didn't last and they never took it seriously. However in 2024, a new thing came into play: ADHD powers. This led to a fateful conversation between [[Jared Lemmon]], [[Elijah Smith]], and [[Porter Lewis]]. The conversation was a fun one: [[Gabriel Nelson|Gabe]] said Porter was cool. Jared asked who porter was, and Elijah replied "Your mom." Jared said, "oh hello mother," to which Gabe replied "<small>waitthatmeansimmarriedtoporter.</small>" Elijah then made it canon with the newfound ADHD powers, and the rest is history. | Another marriage was [[Anna Barry]] and [[Samuel Hewitt]] in 2020. This was on a call with a person acting as "officiator," and of course was party-crashed. The "relationship" didn't last and they never took it seriously. However in 2024, a new thing came into play: ADHD powers. This led to a fateful conversation between [[Jared Lemmon]], [[Elijah Smith]], and [[Porter Lewis]]. The conversation was a fun one: [[Gabriel Nelson|Gabe]] said Porter was cool. Jared asked who porter was, and Elijah replied "Your mom." Jared said, "oh hello mother," to which Gabe replied "<small>waitthatmeansimmarriedtoporter.</small>" Elijah then made it canon with the newfound ADHD powers, and the rest is history. | ||
The third was [[Grace Ansley]] to Jared Lemmon, where Gabe took a bit of revenge, shipped them together, and then used some shoddy evidence backed by ADHD powers to marry his own son against his will to Grace. | The third was [[Grace Ansley]] to Jared Lemmon, where Gabe took a bit of revenge, shipped them together, and then used some shoddy evidence backed by ADHD powers to marry his own son against his will to Grace. | ||
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Marriages that have been made with ADHD Powers are binding forever, according to the law of Porter. | Marriages that have been made with ADHD Powers are binding forever, according to the law of Porter. | ||
=== Clarifications: === | |||
* This is not husband and wife, because that's even more weird (and probably heretical), and there does need to be a limit. So, the terms are hubby and wifey united in holy Mawiage (like the priest in Princess Bride) under iNSAnity, 'till 13th bridge do them part. | |||
* Don't force this on people, everyone who has done this has played along for the bit, and haven't really said, "STOP". If someone does seem to be getting emotional about this, don't do it to them, it could really hurt them. Everything in moderation, including iNSAnity. | |||
* Keep it PG13 please, we don't want any icky and gross stuff. That stays in a real marriage okay U_U and this isn't one. | |||
== List of Families == | == List of Families == | ||
One of the first successful ones was [[Gabriel Nelson|Gabriel]], [[Dorshea Goh|Dorshea]], Everett, and [[Micah McFarland]] and siblings, with [[Tirzah Hopkins|Tirzah]] as the mom. | One of the first successful ones was [[Gabriel Nelson|Gabriel]], [[Dorshea Goh|Dorshea]], Everett, and [[Micah McFarland]] and siblings, with [[Tirzah Hopkins|Tirzah]] as the mom. | ||