Slang Foodified

Just imagine one day- there are two guys walking down your street-

Guy 1: *drops his phone* oh crepe-

Guy 2: How the fromage do you manage to keep dropping it every three steps- where the waffles did your coordination go?

Guy 1: crepe- crepe- crepe- what if it's broken- *is too afraid to pick it up and check*

Guy 2: What the waffles just pick it up already-

Your reaction would probably be something like this:

What the boba...

(If not you should see a foodification therapist and get yourself trained up in the art of foodifying obscenities.)

Let's work to further the aim of someday witnessing this on our streets and in our neighborhoods. GO FORTH AND FOODIFY THY SLANG!!!!

*Mic-N-Cheese drop with resounding splat* — Noah.