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Yes, readers, this account is ''coughmostlycough'' true. Porkypines are unquestionably the enemy of punctuality, unpredictability, and healthy NSA activity. 'Tis a sad day when they sneak into our blessed halls and wreak silence. But now you know how to counteract them; I charge you to do so with all your awesome random power! | Yes, readers, this account is ''coughmostlycough'' true. Porkypines are unquestionably the enemy of punctuality, unpredictability, and healthy NSA activity. 'Tis a sad day when they sneak into our blessed halls and wreak silence. But now you know how to counteract them; I charge you to do so with all your awesome random power! | ||
See also: [[Andrew Maust, Conqueror of Porkypines]] | |||
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