Whole New World, NSA Parody

by Avi Reedy

() = Parental Logic

Verse 1:
Welcome to NSA
Would you a cookeh?
“What about math?”
No, it’s fine
You’ve got plenty of time to spare
Why don’t you scroll through Teams?
Chat with friends from all over
Wait, what? it’s 5:30-
Wasn’t it just 1 minutes ago?

Chorus:
A whole new level
The thing or students do the best
We waste our time all day
Procrastinate
Instead of doing school work
A whole new way
To dawdle and avoid the work
Why don’t you chat on Teams?
Or watch a stream?
Either way, you’re just gone waste your time (What did I tell you ‘bout wasting your time?)

Verse 2:
Now we have a website
To store all of the lore
Cookehs and Hooman Milkshakes
In the place of old OneNote

Chorus 2:
A whole new level (Don’t you dare waste your time)
The thing or students do the best (If you do, your in trouble)
We waste our time all day (You waste you time all day)
Procrastinate (Procrastinate)
Instead of doing school work that I’m enrolled (You know that I paid for that course?)
A whole new way (Can’t you just shut off Teams?)
To dawdle and avoid the work (YouTube, too, even better)
Why don’t you chat on Teams? (It’s really not that hard)
Or watch a stream? (Just clicks then done)
Either way, you’re just gone waste your time (You’re probably gonna waste you time away)

Outro:
A whole new way (Please just do school)
To procrastinate (Don’t watch YouTube)
Just a minute (You’ll getbehind)
It’s won’t be long (I keep telling you)
Shoot, it’s now midnight- (See? Now go to beddddd)