NSA Families
NSA families may sound like a uncomfy topic, but they actually aren't. These are basically when a group of people just wanna play house in a way. They'll act like siblings, call each other "mom" or "daughter" etc, use it in fights, for alliances etc. It's just a fun way to interact with people.
NSA Marriges
NSA marriages, however, are more crazy. The first was Anna Barry and Samuel Hewitt in 2020[1]. This was on a call with a person acting as "officiator," and of course was party-crashed. The "relationship" didn't last and they never took it seriously. However in 2024, a new thing came into play: ADHD powers. This led to a fateful conversation between Jared Lemmon, Elijah Smith, and Porter Lewis. The conversation was a fun one: Gabe said Porter was cool. Jared asked who porter was, and Elijah replied "Your mom." Jared said, "oh hello mother," to which Gabe replied "waitthatmeansimmarriedtoporter." Elijah then made it canon with the newfound ADHD powers, and the rest is history.
The third was Grace Ansley to Jared Lemmon, where Gabe took a bit of revenge, shipped them together, and then used some shoddy evidence backed by ADHD powers to marry his own so against his will to Grace.
List of Families
One of the first successful ones was Gabriel, Dorshea, Everett, and Micah McFarland and siblings, with Tirzah as the mom.
Another was Esther Noeth, with her sons Jared Cheaz and Caleb Calhoun, and three daughters Saron Mengistu, Kaitlyn Stephan, and Meredith Schmidt.
Ruth Hopkins as mom and Elsa Powers and Anna Barry as her children.
These three families are actually in the same one, with Ruth Hopkins, Tirzah Hopkins, Shawn-David Logan and Esther being siblings in the same family. Katelynn (Kate) Rogerson is their cousin. This formed around 2019-2020.
Another family was led by Ruthie Overholt, who had a lot children. A few of them were Dorshea, Fianna, De’Arkyia, and she soon adopted Anna Barry and Elsa Powers. No one remembers all of Ruthie’s children. (She had even more grandchildren than she did children, too) This semi-combined with the family above to make the iNSAne family, which was very active during the 2021-2023 Dark Age.
Kasandra (Kasie) Gillum-Carr and Gabriel (Gabe) Lam Yuen have three children: Kaitlyn Stephan (oldest), Jared Cheaz (middle), and Naomi Noeth (youngest). The family also has an uncle: Ryan Boren, and an aunt: Saron Mengistu (This family is all gone)
The most recent family is the tree down below (which isn't complete). Started by the Haagenson sisters (Sarah and Anna), this family included Cora, Sarah H, Sarah T, Gabe, Silas R, Noa, Avi Reedy, Jared Lemmon, Anna, Hallie, Tim (who was disowned after he left teams), Porter Lewis, and Grace Ansley. Hallie, Anna, and Jared make up "The Chaotic Triplets", in which Hallie is the oldest, then Jared[2], and then Anna as the baby of the three. Gabe is ADHD power married to Porter, and Jared is ADHD power married to Grace.
If you have more information on the family tree please contact Noah Pendley, as he is trying to put it all together in a family tree (the paper below was draft one, for the most recent draft, please contact him elsewhere (as this is viewable by anyone on the internet, and it contains peoples full names))
- ↑ This is the first one Gabe (or I) can remember. If you know of any previous ones, please edit the page!
- ↑ The Lesser StuCo Member