Sir Evan, the Humble

by Marissa Mathews

Sir Evan the Humble shall be first
In this saga of escapades
For he was always humble
As his well-known title says
Sir Evan ruled the Boarding House,
Except a single folder
Forever after he would plea
To take that folder over
The name of this room
Was called, “Girl’s Bathroom,”
And Sir Evan did not make it
Past the girls’ security plume

**Taken from The Great Book of Knowledge II**