NSA Families

NSA Families sound like a un-comfy topic, but they actually are. These are basically when a group of people just wanna play house in a way. They'll act like siblings, call each other "mom" or "daughter" etc, use it in fights, for alliances etc. It's just a fun way to interact with people.

NSA marriages, however, are more crazy. The first was Anna Barry and Samuel Hewitt in 2020. This was on a call with a person acting as "officator" and of course was party-crashed. The "relationship" didn't last and they never took it seriously. However in 2024, a new thing came into play, ADHD powers. This led to a fateful conversation between Jared Lemmon, Elijah Smith, and Porter Lewis. This conversation was a fun one, and Gabe said Porter was cool, Jared asked who porter was, Elijah replyed "Your mom", Jared said, "oh hello mother" and then Gabe posted "waitthatmeansimmarriedtoporter". Elijah then made it canon with the newfound ADHD powers, and the ball went from there.

The third was Grace Ansley to Jared Lemmon, where Gabe took a bit of revenge, shipped them together, and then used some shoddy evidence backed by ADHD powers and married his own so against his will to a woman.

One of the first successful ones was Gabriel, Dorshea, Everett, Micah McFarland with Tirzah as the mom and the others the children. Esther Noeth, her sons Jared Cheaz and Caleb Calhoun​​​​​​​ and their three daughters Saron Mengistu, Kaitlyn Stephan, and Meredith Schmidt. Ruth Hopkins as mom and Elsa Powers and Anna Barry as her children. These three families are actually in the same one, with Ruth Hopkins, Tirzah Hopkins, Shawn-David Logan​​​​​​​ and Esther​​​​​​​ being siblings in the same family. Katelynn (Kate) Rogerson is their cousin. This formed around 2019-2020.

Another family is Ruthie Overholt who had a lot children. Her children were Dorshea, Fianna, De’Arkyia, and she soon adopted Anna Barry, and Elsa Powers. No one remembers all of Ruthie’s children. This semi-combined with the family above to make the iNSAne family, which was very active during the 2021-2023 Dark Age. This family also had a off shoot in the NSA google chat groups, with Noah Howard being Gabe's dad, and some others I can't remember.

Some of the iNSAne family still lives on as Gabe still refers to Tirzah as his mom (she left NSA in 2022-2023), and started in another family. This Technically also means that Tirzah and Noah were married, however this sounds like it is unofficial canon.

Kasandra (Kasie) Gillum-Carr and Gabriel (Gabe) Lam Yuen have three children: Kaitlyn Stephan (oldest), Jared Cheaz (middle), and Naomi Noeth (youngest). The family also has an uncle: Ryan Boren, and an aunt: Saron Mengistu (This family is all gone)

The most recent family is the tree down below (which isn't complete). Started by the Haagenson sisters (Sarah and Anna), this family included Cora, Sarah H, Sarah T, Gabe, Silas R, Noa, Avi Reedy, Jared Lemon, Anna, Hallie, Tim (who was disowned after he left teams), Porter Lewis, and Grace Ansley. Hallie, Anna, and Jared make up "The Chaotic Triplets", in which Hallie is the oldest, then Jared (see Lesser Stuco Member), and then Anna as the baby of the three. Gabe is ADHD power married to Porter, and Jared is ADHD power married to Grace.

Jared, Hallie, and Anna are triplets.

If you have information on the family tree please contact Noah Pendley, as he is trying to put it all together in a family tree (the paper below was draft one, for the most recent draft, please contact him elsewhere (as this is viewable by anyone on the internet, and it contains peoples full names))

family tree as of 7/24/23