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Revision as of 17:12, 10 August 2023
by Thien-An Nguyen
Jiju the Pony,
A dangerous beast
Move aside your children or
They’re Jiju’s next feast.
Fiery breath and laser eyes,
Soft hair but voracious appetite,
She’s planted and solidified as
The one Chana hates--er--dislikes
Groot and Toothless
And the cousin of Smaug
She swallowed them whole,
Without even a yawn!
Like Nemo and Dory
Or the Kung Fu Army
All eaten without
Her belly enlarging.
All in one gulp, she finished them off
But Grogu? No.
Eat him, she cannot.
NSA or Baby Yoda?
A dilemma faces young Miss Chana.
Jiju the Pony
For some unknown reason,
Is under the care
Of Joshua Edmiston.
Wields a lightsaber
Even though she has hooves,
If this beast were ever let loose,
For our lives, we should all be scared.
But wait! There’s more…
A scheduled meeting
Negotiations about Jiju
Are hopefully more appealing.