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Ivan's next move is unknown, although some speculate he will bring chaos to all NSA.
Ivan's next move is unknown, although some speculate he will bring chaos to all NSA.


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=== Hudson's Post ===
On October 1, 2024, [[Hudson Brott]] posted this video in teams:
 
[[File:Take your rightful place king.webm|frameless|704x704px]]
 
In the video, he claimed that he created Ivan, and that he was responsible for all of Ivan's actions. There has been much debate over whether or not he truly did create Ivan.
 
== Ivan Poems ==
These are poems that have been posted by various wiki accounts on other random wiki pages. They have been moved here - good luck figuring out what in the world they mean
 
Note from the author: These poems were written to frame Hudson as being Ivan, which happened before he made his video. It didn't work. The second-to-last poem is of unknown origin; I did not write it.<poem style="border: 2px solid #113e60; background-color: #cee5f6; padding: .5em;">
The students go on Teams a lot;
The students go on Teams a lot;
It’s open to them each.
It’s open to them each.
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Do anything to follow him?
Do anything to follow him?
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<poem style="border: 2px solid #113e60; background-color: #cee5f6; padding: .5em;">
He did not look like the man he played,
Too old to be a teenage boy.
To hide his face while plans were made,
He’d need a clever ploy.
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Hostages taken against their will
By a man so evil, I get a chill
Their memory gone, no one knows
That they were set up in a simple pose.
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No need to rush, no need to race.
He’d make a slow and steady pace.
He’d win the war and earn first place,
But never, ever, show his face.
His space suit rested in the hall.
“A perfect helmet,” Ivan said.
“But too unique to fool them all…
In war, it won’t protect my head.
I need a new one. Something bold.
A comfy mask that won’t get old.
A plastic one? Or one of steel?
Or the kind that racers wear at the wheel?
Hmm…”
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