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== Messages/Recordings/Info on the @tom Bomb == | |||
=== Message from past: === | |||
Dear students of NSA, | Dear students of NSA, | ||
It was mid-August in the year 2020 AD. Students from around the globe had returned to the internet platform for a second year on Teams. The new school year seemed to offer peace and tranquility, but we knew better. The previous year contained untold amounts of conflict and mayhem including the Communist Revolution of 2019 and the Reign of Terror. So NSA's top destruction analysts met together; they were Agent Hewitt and Agent Flopi. | It was mid-August in the year 2020 AD. Students from around the globe had returned to the internet platform for a second year on Teams. The new school year seemed to offer peace and tranquility, but we knew better. The previous year contained untold amounts of conflict and mayhem including the [[The Communist Revolution|Communist Revolution]] of 2019 and the Reign of Terror. So NSA's top destruction analysts met together; they were Agent [[Samuel Hewitt|Hewitt]] and [[Joshua Edmiston|Agent Flopi]]. They each anticipated multiple online threats to surface soon after the start of the school year. There were reports of [[Gabing]] battles, meme wars, gif spamming, and even a second reign of terror. The destruction analysts theorized and tested a new cyber weapon that would eventually dwarf the power of [[Zer0]]. When completed, Agent Flopi titled the new super weapon, Project: @tom Bomb. The name was declassified to the public as a show of strength. | ||
However, after they reviewed the destructive capability of the new weapon there were immediate pleas to ban the weapon. The @tom Bomb was simply too powerful and had the destructive capability of permanently shutting down Teams. The weapon would stop all 2020 - 2021 threats, but with it, bring the total annihilation of Teams. Members of the this called a top-secret meeting. This new meeting featured President Foster, members of the StuCo, the destruction analysts, and prominent figures of NSA which included Agent Lord. The @tom Bomb was officially banned, even drawing the attention of staff members at NSA, who reinforced the ban. And so, the @tom Bomb was buried and it remains so to this day. | However, after they reviewed the destructive capability of the new weapon there were immediate pleas to ban the weapon. The @tom Bomb was simply too powerful and had the destructive capability of permanently shutting down Teams. The weapon would stop all 2020 - 2021 threats, but with it, bring the total annihilation of Teams. Members of the this called a top-secret meeting. This new meeting featured President Foster, members of the StuCo, the destruction analysts, and prominent figures of NSA which included Agent Lord. The @tom Bomb was officially banned, even drawing the attention of staff members at NSA, who reinforced the ban. And so, the @tom Bomb was buried and it remains so to this day. | ||
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Thank you. | Thank you. | ||
=== General Overview: === | |||
The @tom Bomb itself is classified (I personally don't know what it was), but there is a certain amount that can still be learned about it. | |||
The @tom bomb was a thread- a very- very- very- long thread- in fact a little too long (*cough*alottoolong*cough*). It is believed it was at least thirteen thousand messages, though it cannot be confirmed to be greater than that for a number of reasons, including, but not limited to, the fact that most peoples devices don't run well enough to load every single message in a thread that large (It was seen to be as big as 13 thousand though [citation/witness prolly needed]). While I am sure it was a strain on devices to respond to and load the thread as it grew up through the thousands, at some point it became too much. Eventually clicking on a notification from the thread would crash teams (possibly your device [verification necessary]), and the only "safe" way to continue the thread was by responding to it from the channel, without expanding the thread, reducing, though I am sure not canceling, the damage from the thread. While all of these things are bad enough, and I'm sure the lag when doing anything in the channel was terrible, this is still not the @tom bomb, though this the precursor and the largest thread NSA has had, or will ever have (NSA faculty will not allow it to happen again (see section above)). | |||
As I previously stated, I don't know what the actual @tom Bomb is/was, but that does not mean I cannot describe it's effects. One or more students released the @tom Bomb on the thread, and that was it for Teams. ''ALL'' of teams crashed, chats, channels, buildings, everything crashed (should be verified), not just for the students in the thread, but for all of NSA. Gone. | |||
=== File from Agent Flopi's missions: === | |||
Mission Audio File 24wewer523 | Mission Audio File 24wewer523 | ||
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Agent Lord: | Agent Lord: | ||
Thank you! | Thank you! Now cadets this is the recording me and Agent Flopi got off the perpetrators breaking into the bomb vault. The original digital recording has been destroyed as it included visual camera angles. We think that the identity of the criminal, who was prosecuted for his crime, should now remain not known. So, we scrubbed it from the records. Now, in this history class we are to learn what happened after this circumstance. The Enemy gained access to the bomb and exploded it. You might know that all of NSA died, and five days later was brought back online. This was the biggest global NSA crisis since Zer0, and people have vowed their life to protect against the threat of another @tom bomb. This is why I and Flopi are wearing masks and head coverings, and have insert voice changers. So, class an……. | ||
Static and what sounds like a police scanner | Static and what sounds like a police scanner | ||
End of Mission Audio File 24wewer523 | End of Mission Audio File 24wewer523 | ||
== See also == | |||
* [[The Diary of Agent Flopi, Book 1]] | |||
* [[The Diary of Agent Flopi, Book 2]] | |||
[[Category:History]] | [[Category:History]] | ||
[[Category:Groups, Chats, and Threads]] | |||