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Mark H: linked names

2026-05-19T04:46:12Z

linked names

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	* In a separate family, Kasandra (Kasie) Gillum-Carr and Gabriel (Gabe) Lam Yuen have three children: Kaitlyn Stephan (oldest), Jared Cheaz (middle), and [[Naomi Noeth]] (youngest). The family also has an uncle: [[Ryan Boren]], and an aunt: [[Saron Mengistu]] (This family is all gone).		* In a separate family, Kasandra (Kasie) Gillum-Carr and Gabriel (Gabe) Lam Yuen have three children: Kaitlyn Stephan (oldest), Jared Cheaz (middle), and [[Naomi Noeth]] (youngest). The family also has an uncle: [[Ryan Boren]], and an aunt: [[Saron Mengistu]] (This family is all gone).

	* The most recent family is the Haagenson Family, with a tree down below (which isn't complete). Started by the Haagenson sisters (Sarah and Anna), this family included [[Cora Metzger\|Cora]], [[Sarah Haagenson\|Sarah H]], [[Sarah Thompson\|Sarah T]], [[Gabriel Nelson\|Gabe]], [[Silas Miller\|Silas M]], [[Noa Noll\|Noa]], [[Avi Reedy]], [[Jared Lemmon]], [[Anna Haagenson\|Anna]], [[Hallie Griffin\|Hallie]], Tim (who was disowned after he left teams), [[Porter Lewis]], and [[Grace Ansley]]. Hallie, Anna, and Jared make up "The Chaotic Triplets," in which Hallie is the oldest, then Jared,<ref>[[Lesser StuCo Member]]</ref> and then Anna as the baby of the three. Gabe is ADHD power mawwied to Porter, and Jared is ADHD power mawwied to Grace. Jared and Grace have two children, Esther Yang and Jenna Guyant.		* The most recent family is the Haagenson Family, with a tree down below (which isn't complete). Started by the Haagenson sisters (Sarah and Anna), this family included [[Cora Metzger\|Cora]], [[Sarah Haagenson\|Sarah H]], [[Sarah Thompson\|Sarah T]], [[Gabriel Nelson\|Gabe]], [[Silas Miller\|Silas M]], [[Noa Noll\|Noa]], [[Avi Reedy]], [[Jared Lemmon]], [[Anna Haagenson\|Anna]], [[Hallie Griffin\|Hallie]], Tim (who was disowned after he left teams), [[Porter's page\|Porter Lewis]], and [[Grace Ansley]]. Hallie, Anna, and Jared make up "The Chaotic Triplets," in which Hallie is the oldest, then Jared,<ref>[[Lesser StuCo Member]]</ref> and then Anna as the baby of the three. Gabe is ADHD power mawwied to Porter, and Jared is ADHD power mawwied to Grace. Jared and Grace have two children, Esther Yang and Jenna Guyant.

	* In the words of [[Esther Yang]], "Last month (around July 2024), in some weirdly insane and confusing way, [[Nathan Rexroth]] and I got married ._. (or mawwied, idk XD) A month later, he agreed to adopt my daughter, [[Adelyn Pendley\|Adelyn]], and then we both adopted Jonathan Wu, Mark Huang, and Evan Cho. Because I'm in this weird mix up of the iNSAne family and the Haagensons fam- Nathan and I decided it'd be less confusing (or at least hopefully less confusing) to create our own family tree and family name" They have now split off and become "[[✨ familia potato ✨\|familia potato]]".		* In the words of [[Esther Yang]], "Last month (around July 2024), in some weirdly insane and confusing way, [[Nathan Rexroth]] and I got married ._. (or mawwied, idk XD) A month later, he agreed to adopt my daughter, [[Adelyn Pendley\|Adelyn]], and then we both adopted Jonathan Wu, [[Mark Huang]], and [[Ha-earl (Evan) Cho\|Evan Cho]]. Because I'm in this weird mix up of the iNSAne family and the Haagensons fam- Nathan and I decided it'd be less confusing (or at least hopefully less confusing) to create our own family tree and family name" They have now split off and become "[[✨ familia potato ✨\|familia potato]]".

	(Because Gabe has constantly called Tirzah his mom, his side of the Haagenson family blends into the iNSAne Family and his older Family with Tirzah. This means that [[Ruthie Overholt]] is a Great Great Great Great Grandmother to [[Jenna Guyant]] [not [[Esther Yang]], as she is a jagged edge in the family, as she is already a part of the iNSAne family]).		(Because Gabe has constantly called Tirzah his mom, his side of the Haagenson family blends into the iNSAne Family and his older Family with Tirzah. This means that [[Ruthie Overholt]] is a Great Great Great Great Grandmother to [[Jenna Guyant]] [not [[Esther Yang]], as she is a jagged edge in the family, as she is already a part of the iNSAne family]).

Obehrens: some links

2025-10-13T15:06:57Z

some links

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	* Keep it PG13 please, we don't want any icky and gross stuff. That stays in a real marriage okay U_U and this isn't one.		* Keep it PG13 please, we don't want any icky and gross stuff. That stays in a real marriage okay U_U and this isn't one.
	== List of Families ==		== List of Families ==
	One of the first successful ones was [[Gabriel Nelson\|Gabriel]], [[Dorshea Goh\|Dorshea]], Everett, and [[Micah McFarland]] and siblings, with [[Tirzah Hopkins\|Tirzah]] as the mom. This family combined with [[Esther Noeth\|Esther Noeth's]]. She had two sons, [[Jared Cheaz]] and [[Caleb Calhoun\|Caleb Calhoun]]; and three daughters, [[Saron Mengistu]], [[Kaitlyn Stephan]], and [[Meredith Schmidt]]. [[Ruth Hopkins]] was Tirzah's sister (ofc they were.) [[Elsa Powers]] and [[Anna Barry]] were Tirzah's children. These three families formed into the same one, with Ruth Hopkins, Tirzah Hopkins, Shawn-David Logan and Esther being siblings in the same family. [[Katelynn Rogerson\|Katelynn (Kate) Rogerson]] was their cousin. This formed around 2019-2020. Another family joined when [[Ruthie Overholt]], adopted a lot of children. A few of them were Dorshea, [[Fianna DePater\|Fianna]], De’Arkyia, Anna Barry, and Elsa Powers. No one remembers all of Ruthie’s children. (She had even more grandchildren than she did children, too.) This semi-combined with some rugged edges with the family above to make the iNSAne family, which was very active during the 2021-2023 Dark Age. This gave Gabe Nelson a dad in Noah Howard, and created one of the first NSA couples.

	~~In a separate~~ family, ~~Kasandra (Kasie) Gillum-Carr~~ and ~~Gabriel (Gabe) Lam Yuen have~~ three ~~children:~~ Kaitlyn Stephan ~~(oldest)~~, ~~Jared Cheaz~~ (~~middle~~), and [[~~Naomi Noeth~~]] (~~youngest~~). ~~The~~ family ~~also has an uncle:~~ [[~~Ryan Boren~~]], ~~and an aunt:~~ [[~~Saron Mengistu~~]] (This family ~~is all gone)~~.		* One of the first successful ones was [[Gabriel Nelson\|Gabriel]], [[Dorshea Goh\|Dorshea]], Everett, and [[Micah McFarland]] and siblings, with [[Tirzah Hopkins\|Tirzah]] as the mom. This family combined with [[Esther Noeth\|Esther Noeth's]]. She had two sons, [[Jared Cheaz]] and [[Caleb Calhoun\|Caleb Calhoun]]; and three daughters, [[Saron Mengistu]], [[Kaitlyn Stephan]], and [[Meredith Schmidt]]. [[Ruth Hopkins]] was Tirzah's sister (ofc they were.) [[Elsa Powers]] and [[Anna Barry]] were Tirzah's children. These three families formed into the same one, with Ruth Hopkins, Tirzah Hopkins, Shawn-David Logan and Esther being siblings in the same family. [[Katelynn Rogerson\|Katelynn (Kate) Rogerson]] was their cousin. This formed around 2019-2020. Another family joined when [[Ruthie Overholt]], adopted a lot of children. A few of them were Dorshea, [[Fianna DePater\|Fianna]], De’Arkyia, Anna Barry, and Elsa Powers. No one remembers all of Ruthie’s children. (She had even more grandchildren than she did children, too.) This semi-combined with some rugged edges with the family above to make the iNSAne family, which was very active during the 2021-2023 Dark Age. This gave Gabe Nelson a dad in Noah Howard, and created one of the first NSA couples.

	~~The most recent~~ family ~~is the Haagenson Family~~, ~~with a tree down below~~ (~~which isn't complete~~)~~. Started by the Haagenson sisters (Sarah~~ and ~~Anna), this family included [[Cora Metzger\|Cora]], [[Sarah Haagenson\|Sarah H]], [[Sarah Thompson\|Sarah T]], [[~~Gabriel ~~Nelson\|~~Gabe~~]], [[Silas Miller\|Silas M]], [[Noa Noll\|Noa]], [[Avi Reedy]]~~, [[Jared ~~Lemmon]]~~, [[~~Anna Haagenson\|Anna~~]]~~, [[Hallie Griffin\|Hallie]], Tim~~ (~~who was disowned after he left teams~~), [[~~Porter Lewis~~]], and [[~~Grace Ansley~~]]~~. Hallie, Anna, and Jared make up "The Chaotic Triplets," in which Hallie~~ is the oldest, then Jared,<ref>[[Lesser StuCo Member]]</ref> and then Anna as the baby of the three. Gabe is ADHD power mawwied to Porter, and Jared is ADHD power mawwied to Grace. Jared and Grace have two children, Esther Yang and Jenna Guyant.		* In a separate family, Kasandra (Kasie) Gillum-Carr and Gabriel (Gabe) Lam Yuen have three children: Kaitlyn Stephan (oldest), Jared Cheaz (middle), and [[Naomi Noeth]] (youngest). The family also has an uncle: [[Ryan Boren]], and an aunt: [[Saron Mengistu]] (This family is all gone).

	In the words of [[Esther Yang]], "Last month (around July 2024), in some weirdly insane and confusing way, [[Nathan Rexroth]] and I got married ._. (or mawwied, idk XD) A month later, he agreed to adopt my daughter, [[Adelyn Pendley\|Adelyn]], and then we both adopted Jonathan Wu, Mark Huang, and Evan Cho. Because I'm in this weird mix up of the iNSAne family and the Haagensons fam- Nathan and I decided it'd be less confusing (or at least hopefully less confusing) to create our own family tree and family name" They have now split off and become "familia potato".		* The most recent family is the Haagenson Family, with a tree down below (which isn't complete). Started by the Haagenson sisters (Sarah and Anna), this family included [[Cora Metzger\|Cora]], [[Sarah Haagenson\|Sarah H]], [[Sarah Thompson\|Sarah T]], [[Gabriel Nelson\|Gabe]], [[Silas Miller\|Silas M]], [[Noa Noll\|Noa]], [[Avi Reedy]], [[Jared Lemmon]], [[Anna Haagenson\|Anna]], [[Hallie Griffin\|Hallie]], Tim (who was disowned after he left teams), [[Porter Lewis]], and [[Grace Ansley]]. Hallie, Anna, and Jared make up "The Chaotic Triplets," in which Hallie is the oldest, then Jared,<ref>[[Lesser StuCo Member]]</ref> and then Anna as the baby of the three. Gabe is ADHD power mawwied to Porter, and Jared is ADHD power mawwied to Grace. Jared and Grace have two children, Esther Yang and Jenna Guyant.

			* In the words of [[Esther Yang]], "Last month (around July 2024), in some weirdly insane and confusing way, [[Nathan Rexroth]] and I got married ._. (or mawwied, idk XD) A month later, he agreed to adopt my daughter, [[Adelyn Pendley\|Adelyn]], and then we both adopted Jonathan Wu, Mark Huang, and Evan Cho. Because I'm in this weird mix up of the iNSAne family and the Haagensons fam- Nathan and I decided it'd be less confusing (or at least hopefully less confusing) to create our own family tree and family name" They have now split off and become "[[✨ familia potato ✨\|familia potato]]".

	(Because Gabe has constantly called Tirzah his mom, his side of the Haagenson family blends into the iNSAne Family and his older Family with Tirzah. This means that [[Ruthie Overholt]] is a Great Great Great Great Grandmother to [[Jenna Guyant]] [not [[Esther Yang]], as she is a jagged edge in the family, as she is already a part of the iNSAne family]).		(Because Gabe has constantly called Tirzah his mom, his side of the Haagenson family blends into the iNSAne Family and his older Family with Tirzah. This means that [[Ruthie Overholt]] is a Great Great Great Great Grandmother to [[Jenna Guyant]] [not [[Esther Yang]], as she is a jagged edge in the family, as she is already a part of the iNSAne family]).
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	* [[A Deep Dive Into NSA Families]]		* [[A Deep Dive Into NSA Families]]
			* [[✨ familia potato ✨]]

	[[Category:Groups, Chats, and Threads]]		[[Category:Groups, Chats, and Threads]]

Mark H: linked name

2025-05-27T02:25:51Z

linked name

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	The most recent family is the Haagenson Family, with a tree down below (which isn't complete). Started by the Haagenson sisters (Sarah and Anna), this family included [[Cora Metzger\|Cora]], [[Sarah Haagenson\|Sarah H]], [[Sarah Thompson\|Sarah T]], [[Gabriel Nelson\|Gabe]], [[Silas Miller\|Silas M]], [[Noa Noll\|Noa]], [[Avi Reedy]], [[Jared Lemmon]], [[Anna Haagenson\|Anna]], [[Hallie Griffin\|Hallie]], Tim (who was disowned after he left teams), [[Porter Lewis]], and [[Grace Ansley]]. Hallie, Anna, and Jared make up "The Chaotic Triplets," in which Hallie is the oldest, then Jared,<ref>[[Lesser StuCo Member]]</ref> and then Anna as the baby of the three. Gabe is ADHD power mawwied to Porter, and Jared is ADHD power mawwied to Grace. Jared and Grace have two children, Esther Yang and Jenna Guyant.		The most recent family is the Haagenson Family, with a tree down below (which isn't complete). Started by the Haagenson sisters (Sarah and Anna), this family included [[Cora Metzger\|Cora]], [[Sarah Haagenson\|Sarah H]], [[Sarah Thompson\|Sarah T]], [[Gabriel Nelson\|Gabe]], [[Silas Miller\|Silas M]], [[Noa Noll\|Noa]], [[Avi Reedy]], [[Jared Lemmon]], [[Anna Haagenson\|Anna]], [[Hallie Griffin\|Hallie]], Tim (who was disowned after he left teams), [[Porter Lewis]], and [[Grace Ansley]]. Hallie, Anna, and Jared make up "The Chaotic Triplets," in which Hallie is the oldest, then Jared,<ref>[[Lesser StuCo Member]]</ref> and then Anna as the baby of the three. Gabe is ADHD power mawwied to Porter, and Jared is ADHD power mawwied to Grace. Jared and Grace have two children, Esther Yang and Jenna Guyant.

	In the words of [[Esther Yang]], "Last month (around July 2024), in some weirdly insane and confusing way, [[Nathan Rexroth]] and I got married ._. (or mawwied, idk XD) A month later, he agreed to adopt my daughter, Adelyn, and then we both adopted Jonathan Wu, Mark Huang, and Evan Cho. Because I'm in this weird mix up of the iNSAne family and the Haagensons fam- Nathan and I decided it'd be less confusing (or at least hopefully less confusing) to create our own family tree and family name" They have now split off and become "familia potato".		In the words of [[Esther Yang]], "Last month (around July 2024), in some weirdly insane and confusing way, [[Nathan Rexroth]] and I got married ._. (or mawwied, idk XD) A month later, he agreed to adopt my daughter, [[Adelyn Pendley\|Adelyn]], and then we both adopted Jonathan Wu, Mark Huang, and Evan Cho. Because I'm in this weird mix up of the iNSAne family and the Haagensons fam- Nathan and I decided it'd be less confusing (or at least hopefully less confusing) to create our own family tree and family name" They have now split off and become "familia potato".

	(Because Gabe has constantly called Tirzah his mom, his side of the Haagenson family blends into the iNSAne Family and his older Family with Tirzah. This means that [[Ruthie Overholt]] is a Great Great Great Great Grandmother to [[Jenna Guyant]] [not [[Esther Yang]], as she is a jagged edge in the family, as she is already a part of the iNSAne family]).		(Because Gabe has constantly called Tirzah his mom, his side of the Haagenson family blends into the iNSAne Family and his older Family with Tirzah. This means that [[Ruthie Overholt]] is a Great Great Great Great Grandmother to [[Jenna Guyant]] [not [[Esther Yang]], as she is a jagged edge in the family, as she is already a part of the iNSAne family]).

BookWyrm: Modified my note about the family tree, as I have resigned from my job keeping track of the family tree.

2025-05-21T12:31:04Z

Modified my note about the family tree, as I have resigned from my job keeping track of the family tree.

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	[[File:Family tree.png\|none\|thumb\|604x604px\|''Jared, Hallie, and Anna are triplets.'']]		[[File:Family tree.png\|none\|thumb\|604x604px\|''Jared, Hallie, and Anna are triplets.'']]
	[[File:Haagenson Family tree v2.png\|none\|thumb\|764x764px\|Family tree that Hallie created to explain the family to a new member. It's not a full family tree, but it's more recent than the others.]]		[[File:Haagenson Family tree v2.png\|none\|thumb\|764x764px\|Family tree that Hallie created to explain the family to a new member. It's not a full family tree, but it's more recent than the others.]]
	~~If you have more information on the family tree please contact~~ [[User:BookWyrm\|Noah Pendley]], as ~~he is trying to put it all together in a~~ family tree (the ~~paper below was draft one,~~ for ~~the~~ most ~~recent draft~~, ~~please contact him elsewhere (~~as ~~this is viewable by anyone~~ on the ~~internet~~, and it ~~contains peoples full names~~))[[File:Full family tree.png\|none\|thumb\|1132x1132px\|''family tree as of 7/24/23'']]		I [[User:BookWyrm\|Noah Pendley]], have kind of resigned from my position as family tree maker, but the following two images represent my work for a most accurate family tree. I am no longer working on this, as it's just too much, but if you'd like to try I'm happy to offer my best advice and knowledge on the subject ;).

			((Personally I think the best way to do this would be to have an official form where family claims are filed, and then a shareable family tree that could be edited and viewed online, but I didn't find a great way to do that. Microsoft has flowchart type application, but it doesn't support enough text bubbles to actually use it for this (I tried) so... yeah... I used the "canvas" function of Obsidian, but that's not accessible by others.))[[File:Full family tree.png\|none\|thumb\|1132x1132px\|''family tree as of 7/24/23'']]
	[[File:Family tree 2.jpg\|none\|thumb\|1132x1132px\|''Another, much larger family tree'']]		[[File:Family tree 2.jpg\|none\|thumb\|1132x1132px\|''Another, much larger family tree'']]

Mark H: added time

2025-05-13T12:11:00Z

added time

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	The most recent family is the Haagenson Family, with a tree down below (which isn't complete). Started by the Haagenson sisters (Sarah and Anna), this family included [[Cora Metzger\|Cora]], [[Sarah Haagenson\|Sarah H]], [[Sarah Thompson\|Sarah T]], [[Gabriel Nelson\|Gabe]], [[Silas Miller\|Silas M]], [[Noa Noll\|Noa]], [[Avi Reedy]], [[Jared Lemmon]], [[Anna Haagenson\|Anna]], [[Hallie Griffin\|Hallie]], Tim (who was disowned after he left teams), [[Porter Lewis]], and [[Grace Ansley]]. Hallie, Anna, and Jared make up "The Chaotic Triplets," in which Hallie is the oldest, then Jared,<ref>[[Lesser StuCo Member]]</ref> and then Anna as the baby of the three. Gabe is ADHD power mawwied to Porter, and Jared is ADHD power mawwied to Grace. Jared and Grace have two children, Esther Yang and Jenna Guyant.		The most recent family is the Haagenson Family, with a tree down below (which isn't complete). Started by the Haagenson sisters (Sarah and Anna), this family included [[Cora Metzger\|Cora]], [[Sarah Haagenson\|Sarah H]], [[Sarah Thompson\|Sarah T]], [[Gabriel Nelson\|Gabe]], [[Silas Miller\|Silas M]], [[Noa Noll\|Noa]], [[Avi Reedy]], [[Jared Lemmon]], [[Anna Haagenson\|Anna]], [[Hallie Griffin\|Hallie]], Tim (who was disowned after he left teams), [[Porter Lewis]], and [[Grace Ansley]]. Hallie, Anna, and Jared make up "The Chaotic Triplets," in which Hallie is the oldest, then Jared,<ref>[[Lesser StuCo Member]]</ref> and then Anna as the baby of the three. Gabe is ADHD power mawwied to Porter, and Jared is ADHD power mawwied to Grace. Jared and Grace have two children, Esther Yang and Jenna Guyant.

	In the words of [[Esther Yang]], "Last month, in some weirdly insane and confusing way, [[Nathan Rexroth]] and I got married ._. (or mawwied, idk XD) A month later, he agreed to adopt my daughter, Adelyn, and then we both adopted Jonathan Wu, Mark Huang, and Evan Cho. Because I'm in this weird mix up of the iNSAne family and the Haagensons fam- Nathan and I decided it'd be less confusing (or at least hopefully less confusing) to create our own family tree and family name" They have now split off and become "familia potato".		In the words of [[Esther Yang]], "Last month (around July 2024), in some weirdly insane and confusing way, [[Nathan Rexroth]] and I got married ._. (or mawwied, idk XD) A month later, he agreed to adopt my daughter, Adelyn, and then we both adopted Jonathan Wu, Mark Huang, and Evan Cho. Because I'm in this weird mix up of the iNSAne family and the Haagensons fam- Nathan and I decided it'd be less confusing (or at least hopefully less confusing) to create our own family tree and family name" They have now split off and become "familia potato".

	(Because Gabe has constantly called Tirzah his mom, his side of the Haagenson family blends into the iNSAne Family and his older Family with Tirzah. This means that [[Ruthie Overholt]] is a Great Great Great Great Grandmother to [[Jenna Guyant]] [not [[Esther Yang]], as she is a jagged edge in the family, as she is already a part of the iNSAne family]).		(Because Gabe has constantly called Tirzah his mom, his side of the Haagenson family blends into the iNSAne Family and his older Family with Tirzah. This means that [[Ruthie Overholt]] is a Great Great Great Great Grandmother to [[Jenna Guyant]] [not [[Esther Yang]], as she is a jagged edge in the family, as she is already a part of the iNSAne family]).

Obehrens: added link to navigator article

2024-10-04T18:36:27Z

added link to navigator article

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	If you have more information on the family tree please contact [[User:BookWyrm\|Noah Pendley]], as he is trying to put it all together in a family tree (the paper below was draft one, for the most recent draft, please contact him elsewhere (as this is viewable by anyone on the internet, and it contains peoples full names))[[File:Full family tree.png\|none\|thumb\|1132x1132px\|''family tree as of 7/24/23'']]		If you have more information on the family tree please contact [[User:BookWyrm\|Noah Pendley]], as he is trying to put it all together in a family tree (the paper below was draft one, for the most recent draft, please contact him elsewhere (as this is viewable by anyone on the internet, and it contains peoples full names))[[File:Full family tree.png\|none\|thumb\|1132x1132px\|''family tree as of 7/24/23'']]
	[[File:Family tree 2.jpg\|none\|thumb\|1132x1132px\|''Another, much larger family tree'']]		[[File:Family tree 2.jpg\|none\|thumb\|1132x1132px\|''Another, much larger family tree'']]

			== See also ==

			* [[A Deep Dive Into NSA Families]]

	[[Category:Groups, Chats, and Threads]]		[[Category:Groups, Chats, and Threads]]

Obehrens: put in requested edit

2024-09-14T04:29:44Z

put in requested edit

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	=== Clarifications: ===		=== Clarifications: ===
	* This is not husband and wife, because that's even more weird (and probably heretical), and there does need to be a limit. So, the terms ~~are~~ hubby and wifey united in holy mawiage (like the priest in Princess Bride) ~~under iNSAnity,~~ 'till 13th bridge do them part.		* This is not husband and wife, because that's even more weird (and probably heretical), and there does need to be a limit. So, the term is "dueting" under iNSAnity, 'till 13th bridge do them part. <ref>This is the new term, as of 2024. "The original terms were hubby and wifey united in holy mawiage (like the priest in Princess Bride) 'till the 13th bridge do them part." In September 2024, a group of people decided that these terms made it seem too much like marriage, and they didn't want that, so they chose a new term.</ref>
	* Don't force this on people, everyone who has done this has played along for the bit, and haven't really said, "STOP". If someone does seem to be getting emotional about this, don't do it to them, it could really hurt them. Everything in moderation, including iNSAnity.		* Don't force this on people, everyone who has done this has played along for the bit, and haven't really said, "STOP". If someone does seem to be getting emotional about this, don't do it to them, it could really hurt them. Everything in moderation, including iNSAnity.
	* Keep it PG13 please, we don't want any icky and gross stuff. That stays in a real marriage okay U_U and this isn't one.		* Keep it PG13 please, we don't want any icky and gross stuff. That stays in a real marriage okay U_U and this isn't one.

Obehrens: added family tree

2024-09-13T23:44:19Z

added family tree

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	[[File:Family tree.png\|none\|thumb\|604x604px\|''Jared, Hallie, and Anna are triplets.'']]		[[File:Family tree.png\|none\|thumb\|604x604px\|''Jared, Hallie, and Anna are triplets.'']]
	[[File:Haagenson Family tree v2.png\|none\|thumb\|764x764px\|Family tree that Hallie created to explain the family to a new member. It's not a full family tree, but it's more recent than the others.]]		[[File:Haagenson Family tree v2.png\|none\|thumb\|764x764px\|Family tree that Hallie created to explain the family to a new member. It's not a full family tree, but it's more recent than the others.]]


	If you have more information on the family tree please contact [[User:BookWyrm\|Noah Pendley]], as he is trying to put it all together in a family tree (the paper below was draft one, for the most recent draft, please contact him elsewhere (as this is viewable by anyone on the internet, and it contains peoples full names))[[File:Full family tree.png\|none\|thumb\|1132x1132px\|''family tree as of 7/24/23'']]		If you have more information on the family tree please contact [[User:BookWyrm\|Noah Pendley]], as he is trying to put it all together in a family tree (the paper below was draft one, for the most recent draft, please contact him elsewhere (as this is viewable by anyone on the internet, and it contains peoples full names))[[File:Full family tree.png\|none\|thumb\|1132x1132px\|''family tree as of 7/24/23'']]
			[[File:Family tree 2.jpg\|none\|thumb\|1132x1132px\|''Another, much larger family tree'']]
	[[Category:Groups, Chats, and Threads]]		[[Category:Groups, Chats, and Threads]]

Mark H: linked (btw ig not all the pages and names should be linked XD)

2024-08-19T12:00:23Z

linked (btw ig not all the pages and names should be linked XD)

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	Another mawwige was [[Anna Barry]] and [[Samuel Hewitt]] in 2020. This was on a call with a person acting as "officiator," and of course was party-crashed. The "relationship" didn't last and they never took it seriously. However in 2024, a new thing came into play: ADHD ~~powers~~. This led to a fateful conversation between [[Jared Lemmon]], [[Elijah Smith]], and [[Porter Lewis]]. The conversation was a fun one: [[Gabriel Nelson\|Gabe]] said Porter was cool. Jared asked who ~~porter~~ was, and Elijah replied "Your mom." Jared said, "oh hello mother," to which Gabe replied "<small>waitthatmeansimmarriedtoporter.</small>" Elijah then made it canon with the newfound ADHD ~~powers~~, and the rest is history.		Another mawwige was [[Anna Barry]] and [[Samuel Hewitt]] in 2020. This was on a call with a person acting as "officiator," and of course was party-crashed. The "relationship" didn't last and they never took it seriously. However in 2024, a new thing came into play: [[ADHD Powers]]. This led to a fateful conversation between [[Jared Lemmon]], [[Elijah Smith]], and [[Porter's page\|Porter Lewis]]. The conversation was a fun one: [[Gabriel Nelson\|Gabe]] said [[Porter's page\|Porter]] was cool. Jared asked who Porter was, and Elijah replied "Your mom." Jared said, "oh hello mother," to which Gabe replied "<small>waitthatmeansimmarriedtoporter.</small>" Elijah then made it canon with the newfound [[ADHD Powers]], and the rest is history.

	The third was [[Grace Ansley]] to Jared Lemmon, where Gabe took a bit of revenge, shipped them together, and then used some shoddy evidence backed by ADHD powers to marry his own son against his will to Grace.		The third was [[Grace Ansley]] to [[Jared Lemmon]], where Gabe took a bit of revenge, shipped them together, and then used some shoddy evidence backed by ADHD powers to marry his own son against his will to Grace.

	According to the law of Porter, mawwiges that have been made with ADHD Powers are binding forever.		According to the law of Porter, mawwiges that have been made with [[ADHD Powers]] are binding forever.

	[[Jacob Grady]] and [[Gabriel Nelson\|Gabe Nelson]] of the [[Science Guild]] said that if the participants play along for a day, the mawwiage is binding. There is no diworce unless there is a good reason, both agree to the diworce, their children and their children's children agree to the diworce, and there are third party witnesses (including someone acting as Judge with ADHD powers).<ref>This became a hotly debated topic when Jared wanted to divorce Grace. Gabe didn't want them to divorce, and tried to keep them from doing so by claiming ADHD powers. However, Jared claimed to not know about the original marriage the first day, and thus it was not binding. The current NSA marriage laws are under review in the court of Judge Jacob.</ref>		[[Jacob Grady]] and [[Gabriel Nelson\|Gabe Nelson]] of the [[Science Guild]] said that if the participants play along for a day, the mawwiage is binding. There is no diworce unless there is a good reason, both agree to the diworce, their children and their children's children agree to the diworce, and there are third party witnesses (including someone acting as Judge with ADHD powers).<ref>This became a hotly debated topic when Jared wanted to divorce Grace. Gabe didn't want them to divorce, and tried to keep them from doing so by claiming ADHD powers. However, Jared claimed to not know about the original marriage the first day, and thus it was not binding. The current NSA marriage laws are under review in the court of Judge Jacob.</ref>
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	In a separate family, Kasandra (Kasie) Gillum-Carr and Gabriel (Gabe) Lam Yuen have three children: Kaitlyn Stephan (oldest), Jared Cheaz (middle), and [[Naomi Noeth]] (youngest). The family also has an uncle: [[Ryan Boren]], and an aunt: [[Saron Mengistu]] (This family is all gone).		In a separate family, Kasandra (Kasie) Gillum-Carr and Gabriel (Gabe) Lam Yuen have three children: Kaitlyn Stephan (oldest), Jared Cheaz (middle), and [[Naomi Noeth]] (youngest). The family also has an uncle: [[Ryan Boren]], and an aunt: [[Saron Mengistu]] (This family is all gone).

	The most recent family is the Haagenson Family, with a tree down below (which isn't complete). Started by the Haagenson sisters (Sarah and Anna), this family included [[Cora Metzger\|Cora]], [[Sarah Haagenson\|Sarah H]], [[Sarah Thompson\|Sarah T]], Gabe, [[Silas Miller\|Silas M]], [[Noa Noll\|Noa]], [[Avi Reedy]], [[Jared Lemmon]], [[Anna Haagenson\|Anna]], [[Hallie Griffin\|Hallie]], Tim (who was disowned after he left teams), [[Porter Lewis]], and [[Grace Ansley]]. Hallie, Anna, and Jared make up "The Chaotic Triplets," in which Hallie is the oldest, then Jared,<ref>[[Lesser StuCo Member]]</ref> and then Anna as the baby of the three. Gabe is ADHD power mawwied to Porter, and Jared is ADHD power mawwied to Grace. Jared and Grace have two children, Esther Yang and Jenna Guyant.		The most recent family is the Haagenson Family, with a tree down below (which isn't complete). Started by the Haagenson sisters (Sarah and Anna), this family included [[Cora Metzger\|Cora]], [[Sarah Haagenson\|Sarah H]], [[Sarah Thompson\|Sarah T]], [[Gabriel Nelson\|Gabe]], [[Silas Miller\|Silas M]], [[Noa Noll\|Noa]], [[Avi Reedy]], [[Jared Lemmon]], [[Anna Haagenson\|Anna]], [[Hallie Griffin\|Hallie]], Tim (who was disowned after he left teams), [[Porter Lewis]], and [[Grace Ansley]]. Hallie, Anna, and Jared make up "The Chaotic Triplets," in which Hallie is the oldest, then Jared,<ref>[[Lesser StuCo Member]]</ref> and then Anna as the baby of the three. Gabe is ADHD power mawwied to Porter, and Jared is ADHD power mawwied to Grace. Jared and Grace have two children, Esther Yang and Jenna Guyant.

	In the words of [[Esther Yang]], "Last month, in some weirdly insane and confusing way, [[Nathan Rexroth]] and I got married ._. (or mawwied, idk XD) A month later, he agreed to adopt my daughter, Adelyn, and then we both adopted Jonathan Wu, Mark Huang, and Evan Cho. Because I'm in this weird mix up of the iNSAne family and the Haagensons fam- Nathan and I decided it'd be less confusing (or at least hopefully less confusing) to create our own family tree and family name" They have now split off and become "familia potato".		In the words of [[Esther Yang]], "Last month, in some weirdly insane and confusing way, [[Nathan Rexroth]] and I got married ._. (or mawwied, idk XD) A month later, he agreed to adopt my daughter, Adelyn, and then we both adopted Jonathan Wu, Mark Huang, and Evan Cho. Because I'm in this weird mix up of the iNSAne family and the Haagensons fam- Nathan and I decided it'd be less confusing (or at least hopefully less confusing) to create our own family tree and family name" They have now split off and become "familia potato".

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	The most recent family is the Haagenson Family, with a tree down below (which isn't complete). Started by the Haagenson sisters (Sarah and Anna), this family included [[Cora Metzger\|Cora]], [[Sarah Haagenson\|Sarah H]], [[Sarah Thompson\|Sarah T]], Gabe, [[Silas Miller\|Silas M]], [[Noa Noll\|Noa]], [[Avi Reedy]], [[Jared Lemmon]], [[Anna Haagenson\|Anna]], [[Hallie Griffin\|Hallie]], Tim (who was disowned after he left teams), [[Porter Lewis]], and [[Grace Ansley]]. Hallie, Anna, and Jared make up "The Chaotic Triplets," in which Hallie is the oldest, then Jared,<ref>[[Lesser StuCo Member]]</ref> and then Anna as the baby of the three. Gabe is ADHD power mawwied to Porter, and Jared is ADHD power mawwied to Grace. Jared and Grace have two children, Esther Yang and Jenna Guyant.		The most recent family is the Haagenson Family, with a tree down below (which isn't complete). Started by the Haagenson sisters (Sarah and Anna), this family included [[Cora Metzger\|Cora]], [[Sarah Haagenson\|Sarah H]], [[Sarah Thompson\|Sarah T]], Gabe, [[Silas Miller\|Silas M]], [[Noa Noll\|Noa]], [[Avi Reedy]], [[Jared Lemmon]], [[Anna Haagenson\|Anna]], [[Hallie Griffin\|Hallie]], Tim (who was disowned after he left teams), [[Porter Lewis]], and [[Grace Ansley]]. Hallie, Anna, and Jared make up "The Chaotic Triplets," in which Hallie is the oldest, then Jared,<ref>[[Lesser StuCo Member]]</ref> and then Anna as the baby of the three. Gabe is ADHD power mawwied to Porter, and Jared is ADHD power mawwied to Grace. Jared and Grace have two children, Esther Yang and Jenna Guyant.

	In the words of Esther Yang, "Last month, in some weirdly insane and confusing way, Nathan Rexroth and I got married ._. (or mawwied, idk XD) A month later, he agreed to adopt my daughter, Adelyn, and then we both adopted Jonathan Wu, Mark Huang, and Evan Cho. Because I'm in this weird mix up of the iNSAne family and the Haagensons fam- ~~nathan~~ and i decided it'd be less confusing (or at least hopefully less confusing) to create our own family tree and family name" They have now split off and become "familia potato"		In the words of [[Esther Yang]], "Last month, in some weirdly insane and confusing way, [[Nathan Rexroth]] and I got married ._. (or mawwied, idk XD) A month later, he agreed to adopt my daughter, Adelyn, and then we both adopted Jonathan Wu, Mark Huang, and Evan Cho. Because I'm in this weird mix up of the iNSAne family and the Haagensons fam- Nathan and I decided it'd be less confusing (or at least hopefully less confusing) to create our own family tree and family name" They have now split off and become "familia potato".

	(Because Gabe has constantly called Tirzah his mom, his side of the Haagenson family blends into the iNSAne Family and his older Family with Tirzah. This means that Ruthie Overholt is a Great Great Great Great Grandmother to Jenna Guyant [not Esther Yang, as she is a jagged edge in the family, as she is already a part of the iNSAne family]).		(Because Gabe has constantly called Tirzah his mom, his side of the Haagenson family blends into the iNSAne Family and his older Family with Tirzah. This means that [[Ruthie Overholt]] is a Great Great Great Great Grandmother to [[Jenna Guyant]] [not [[Esther Yang]], as she is a jagged edge in the family, as she is already a part of the iNSAne family]).
	[[File:Family tree.png\|none\|thumb\|604x604px\|''Jared, Hallie, and Anna are triplets.'']]		[[File:Family tree.png\|none\|thumb\|604x604px\|''Jared, Hallie, and Anna are triplets.'']]
	[[File:Haagenson Family tree v2.png\|none\|thumb\|764x764px\|Family tree that Hallie created to explain the family to a new member. It's not a full family tree, but it's more recent than the others.]]		[[File:Haagenson Family tree v2.png\|none\|thumb\|764x764px\|Family tree that Hallie created to explain the family to a new member. It's not a full family tree, but it's more recent than the others.]]

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	[[File:Family tree.png\|none\|thumb\|604x604px\|''Jared, Hallie, and Anna are triplets.'']]		[[File:Family tree.png\|none\|thumb\|604x604px\|''Jared, Hallie, and Anna are triplets.'']]
	[[File:Haagenson Family tree v2.png\|none\|thumb\|764x764px\|Family tree that Hallie created to explain the family to a new member. It's not a full family tree, but it's more recent than the others.]]		[[File:Haagenson Family tree v2.png\|none\|thumb\|764x764px\|Family tree that Hallie created to explain the family to a new member. It's not a full family tree, but it's more recent than the others.]]
	~~If you have more information on the family tree please contact~~ [[User:BookWyrm\|Noah Pendley]], as ~~he is trying to put it all together in a~~ family tree (the ~~paper below was draft one,~~ for ~~the~~ most ~~recent draft~~, ~~please contact him elsewhere (~~as ~~this is viewable by anyone~~ on the ~~internet~~, and it ~~contains peoples full names~~))[[File:Full family tree.png\|none\|thumb\|1132x1132px\|''family tree as of 7/24/23'']]		I [[User:BookWyrm\|Noah Pendley]], have kind of resigned from my position as family tree maker, but the following two images represent my work for a most accurate family tree. I am no longer working on this, as it's just too much, but if you'd like to try I'm happy to offer my best advice and knowledge on the subject ;).

			((Personally I think the best way to do this would be to have an official form where family claims are filed, and then a shareable family tree that could be edited and viewed online, but I didn't find a great way to do that. Microsoft has flowchart type application, but it doesn't support enough text bubbles to actually use it for this (I tried) so... yeah... I used the "canvas" function of Obsidian, but that's not accessible by others.))[[File:Full family tree.png\|none\|thumb\|1132x1132px\|''family tree as of 7/24/23'']]
	[[File:Family tree 2.jpg\|none\|thumb\|1132x1132px\|''Another, much larger family tree'']]		[[File:Family tree 2.jpg\|none\|thumb\|1132x1132px\|''Another, much larger family tree'']]

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	[[File:Haagenson Family tree v2.png\|none\|thumb\|764x764px\|Family tree that Hallie created to explain the family to a new member. It's not a full family tree, but it's more recent than the others.]]		[[File:Haagenson Family tree v2.png\|none\|thumb\|764x764px\|Family tree that Hallie created to explain the family to a new member. It's not a full family tree, but it's more recent than the others.]]


	If you have more information on the family tree please contact [[User:BookWyrm\|Noah Pendley]], as he is trying to put it all together in a family tree (the paper below was draft one, for the most recent draft, please contact him elsewhere (as this is viewable by anyone on the internet, and it contains peoples full names))[[File:Full family tree.png\|none\|thumb\|1132x1132px\|''family tree as of 7/24/23'']]		If you have more information on the family tree please contact [[User:BookWyrm\|Noah Pendley]], as he is trying to put it all together in a family tree (the paper below was draft one, for the most recent draft, please contact him elsewhere (as this is viewable by anyone on the internet, and it contains peoples full names))[[File:Full family tree.png\|none\|thumb\|1132x1132px\|''family tree as of 7/24/23'']]
			[[File:Family tree 2.jpg\|none\|thumb\|1132x1132px\|''Another, much larger family tree'']]
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