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		<title>Obehrens at 17:32, 9 November 2023</title>
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		<title>Obehrens: added see also</title>
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		<id>https://nsa-wiki.org/index.php?title=Andrew_Maust,_Conqueror_of_Porkypines&amp;diff=237&amp;oldid=prev</id>
		<title>Obehrens: added to &quot;history&quot; category</title>
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		<title>Obehrens: Obehrens moved page Andrew Maust, Conqueror of Porkypine to Andrew Maust, Conqueror of Porkypines: Misspelled title</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Obehrens moved page &lt;a href=&quot;/index.php?title=Andrew_Maust,_Conqueror_of_Porkypine&amp;amp;action=edit&amp;amp;redlink=1&quot; class=&quot;new&quot; title=&quot;Andrew Maust, Conqueror of Porkypine (page does not exist)&quot;&gt;Andrew Maust, Conqueror of Porkypine&lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&quot;/index.php/Andrew_Maust,_Conqueror_of_Porkypines&quot; title=&quot;Andrew Maust, Conqueror of Porkypines&quot;&gt;Andrew Maust, Conqueror of Porkypines&lt;/a&gt;: Misspelled title&lt;/p&gt;
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		<title>Obehrens: added from Collectives</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;New page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;by Marissa Mathews&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Andrew Maust is up next&lt;br /&gt;
On our lista de Bold Conquests&lt;br /&gt;
For he discovered&lt;br /&gt;
Creatures and other&lt;br /&gt;
Amazingly random texts&lt;br /&gt;
Andrew is known by the young of our ranks&lt;br /&gt;
To have taught of the porkypine.&lt;br /&gt;
That terrible creature, with terrible powers,&lt;br /&gt;
And three million and seven spines.&lt;br /&gt;
These horrible predators scared the lights&lt;br /&gt;
Out of Waldo, monsters, and Bruce Lee;&lt;br /&gt;
They thought of homework, geometry proofs,&lt;br /&gt;
And the success of Spears, Brittany.&lt;br /&gt;
They froze people’s faces in terror and screams&lt;br /&gt;
The spat acid spit and they have laser eyes&lt;br /&gt;
But their biggest achievement was procrastination—&lt;br /&gt;
Yes!  That’s from porkypines!&lt;br /&gt;
Not only of evil, but also of good&lt;br /&gt;
Did this kind young man tell to all.&lt;br /&gt;
He voiced that the kinkajous, the lemur ninjas,&lt;br /&gt;
Were ready to fight at a call.&lt;br /&gt;
They were the ones who kept Clinton out&lt;br /&gt;
Of the Oval office in 2000&lt;br /&gt;
They were the ones who ensured that Pacman&lt;br /&gt;
Fought four ghosts instead of a thousand.&lt;br /&gt;
Kinkajous keep the world a safe place;&lt;br /&gt;
Safe is relatively.&lt;br /&gt;
They keep Davy Jones submerged for ten years,&lt;br /&gt;
Made Joker stay out of Batman 3&lt;br /&gt;
“They eat porkypines for breakfast,” he says,&lt;br /&gt;
“Because they’re really that tough.&lt;br /&gt;
They have ninja swords and bazookas;&lt;br /&gt;
Do you feel safe?”  Safe enough.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/poem&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Poetry]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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