Editing The Spoon 12-5-18 (section)

=== Monthly Happenings ===
- Caleb Muhling and Carolyn Sie are currently killing everyone big time in the Bulletin Board with a lead of six points. Come on guys! Take them down!! Submit your best meme today at BB Submissions. 

- Tirzah Hopkins has just published her newest book on Amazon called The Last of Men. This is her fifth book to have been published. We have a future famous author in our midst! 

- Ryan Woodall got poisoned last month by bougainvillea. He claims that this is an exotic plant with thorns. However, there is a theory going around that bougainvillea is actually a nickname for the exotic lasagna served on Wednesday by the school cafeteria. Perhaps, Ryan, being a NSA school patriot, does not want to shed light on the scandal... 

- The annual Writing Contest results came at out in this last month. Myah Gebhard won first, Brooke Foster won second, and Brianna Harpel won third place. Send them an email of congratulations! 

- The annual Art Contest results also came out. Kaitlyn Sundermeyer won first, Regan Sheddan won second, and Kimberly Kinsey won third. 

(Isn't it odd that no boys won either the Writing Contest or the Art Contest? I see a conspiracy forming against the male population of NSA!) 

- Sailor White and Ethan Guynn decided to play a prank on the 10th grade and acted like girls for an entire Skype call. Sadly, no one fell for it. 

- This was a very slow month. The fabulous reporter for "The Spoon" was not able to dig up much juicy news. That in itself is juicy news, as Spoony loves fruit and had a breakdown at the lack of it. If you would like to donate some fruit to Spoony please contact '''L-Y-D-I-A R-O-S-E-B-O-O-M'''. Once again, that's '''L-Y-D-I-A R-O-S-E-B-O-O-M.'''