Editing NSA Families (section)

== NSA Marriages ==
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This next subject is highly iNSAne and rather absurd, but it does happen so don't lynch the messenger, k? =D 

Following the theme of romance...

Honestly, I'm not sure why this one belongs in here because there's absolutely no romance involved in NSA weddings. For some reason, some kids here get really crazy occasionally and decide to get "married" just for fun. I don't know why. And I don't know where this originated. I've been present at two "weddings:" Joel Raines and Raegan Allinder, and Birdie Koski and Shalom Cross. The first with Joel and Raegan was quite spontaneous and involved the birth of a pizza  that we all later ate at the reception (strange but delicious xD). Birdie and Shalom's wedding wasn't nearly as elaborate, which also means that I don't remember it as much, but I do know that they got "divorced" later because they were "growing apart" and Birdie wanted to "marry" Matt Brungardt, and we all know that polyandry is bad U_U

Now then, I personally have never been iNSAnely married (or any other married for that matter) but I was the officiator for Joel and Raegan's. Really, it's just the normal wedding ceremony except there's no true purpose except for silliness. Honestly, this is really hard to explain without sounding completely absurd =P

Oh! I know what it could be compared to! You know that fantastic game that everyone used to play as kids: House? Oh. House was the best. You got to pretend that you were the pregnant mom, or my favorite, the crippled aunt from England that always got to fuss at everyone xDD Anyways, this is basically NSA's version of House xD 

Well, that's really all I can tell you about it without going on and on and on. xDD If you have any specific questions, please let me know and I'll do my best to answer them xDD

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Taken from February 2017's [[SpreadTheGolden|#SpreadTheGolden]] Navigator article**

Written by [[Morgan Raines]]



Another mawwige was [[Anna Barry]] and [[Samuel Hewitt]] in 2020. This was on a call with a person acting as "officiator," and of course was party-crashed. The "relationship" didn't last and they never took it seriously. However in 2024, a new thing came into play: [[ADHD Powers]]. This led to a fateful conversation between [[Jared Lemmon]], [[Elijah Smith]], and [[Porter's page|Porter Lewis]]. The conversation was a fun one: [[Gabriel Nelson|Gabe]] said [[Porter's page|Porter]] was cool. Jared asked who Porter was, and Elijah replied "Your mom." Jared said, "oh hello mother," to which Gabe replied "<small>waitthatmeansimmarriedtoporter.</small>" Elijah then made it canon with the newfound [[ADHD Powers]], and the rest is history.

The third was [[Grace Ansley]] to [[Jared Lemmon]], where Gabe took a bit of revenge, shipped them together, and then used some shoddy evidence backed by ADHD powers to marry his own son against his will to Grace.

According to the law of Porter, mawwiges that have been made with [[ADHD Powers]] are binding forever.

[[Jacob Grady]] and [[Gabriel Nelson|Gabe Nelson]] of the [[Science Guild]] said that if the participants play along for a day, the mawwiage is binding. There is no diworce unless there is a good reason, both agree to the diworce, their children and their children's children agree to the diworce, and there are third party witnesses (including someone acting as Judge with ADHD powers).<ref>This became a hotly debated topic when Jared wanted to divorce Grace. Gabe didn't want them to divorce, and tried to keep them from doing so by claiming ADHD powers. However, Jared claimed to not know about the original marriage the first day, and thus it was not binding. The current NSA marriage laws are under review in the court of Judge Jacob.</ref>

=== Clarifications: ===
* This is not husband and wife, because that's even more weird (and probably heretical), and there does need to be a limit. So, the term is "dueting" under iNSAnity, 'till 13th bridge do them part. <ref>This is the new term, as of 2024. "The original terms were hubby and wifey united in holy mawiage (like the priest in Princess Bride) 'till the 13th bridge do them part." In September 2024, a group of people decided that these terms made it seem too much like marriage, and they didn't want that, so they chose a new term.</ref>
* Don't force this on people, everyone who has done this has played along for the bit, and haven't really said, "STOP". If someone does seem to be getting emotional about this, don't do it to them, it could really hurt them. Everything in moderation, including iNSAnity.
* Keep it PG13 please, we don't want any icky and gross stuff. That stays in a real marriage okay U_U and this isn't one.