The Monthly Porpoise 5-11-18
The Monthly Porpoise[edit | edit source]
"Pinata Rehab Center" - May Edition[edit | edit source]
Welcome to "The Monthly Porpoise"! My name is Caleb Seavey, and I've got an exciting lineup of content for you all today! This month's edition will feature, of course, the monthly comic. Although, we also have a guest artist who has drawn something I think you will all enjoy! We also have a section that uses phrases given to me, by you fellow students, on First Class! Now, without further ado, I present the May edition of "The Monthly Porpoise"!

I'll let you all in on a little secret, I actually like malt balls, but they are the stereotypical hated candy so I used them.
This next comic was drawn by someone who has asked to be known as Mandie. She is in 6th grade, and in my opinion she is very talented!

Now it's time for a new section which I'm calling:

What I did for this was ask you on First Class to give me your best ideas for captions for this image!

I am extremely happy with what you sent back! So, thank you to all who participated!
This first one was sent in by Kai in 7th Grade: "They went thataway!"
This was sent in from Ally in 8th: "Go Forth and Spread Peace"
Next someone who has been asked to be called Anna Green Gables: "Hey look, someone who looks just like me! No wait, that's a mirror"
This one is courtesy of Tirzah: "Daddy, he hit me!
And finally from Spencer in 7th: "Look Kids! Disco!"
Unfortunately that's all we have for this month's edition of "The Monthly Porpoise"! Be sure to come back next month for our last article of the year!