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Jacob Grady

2026-02-05T16:52:44Z

Bob:

Jacob Grady has been at NSA since 2021.

== See also ==

* [https://nsa-wiki.org/index.php?search=Jacob+Grady&title=Special%3ASearch&profile=default&fulltext=1 Pages mentioning Jacob Grady]

[[Category:People]]

Jacob Grady

2025-11-20T16:20:42Z

Bob:

Jacob Grady has been at NSA since 2021.

== About Him ==
He is the creator and one of the keepers of the [[Red Pen]], one of the only people who have mastered [[Red Penning]], and is one of the creators of the [[Grapel]].

He left Teams in April 2025 for unknown reasons and is now almost never on. He has now faded from memory and seems to have no wish to return.

== Hobbies ==
Jacob plays soccer (defender), does the Rubik's Cube (17.63 sec), does magic, loves to play games, and plays the guitar.

== See also ==

* [https://nsa-wiki.org/index.php?search=Jacob+Grady&title=Special%3ASearch&profile=default&fulltext=1 Pages mentioning Jacob Grady]

[[Category:People]]

Ivan

2024-09-17T13:40:11Z

Bob:

[[File:Ivan.png|thumb|The only known picture of Ivan, as of 9/12/2024|393x393px]]
Ivan (pronounced iivaan) is the older brother of Navi, NSA's mascot. He was the first astronaut on Mars, but was outshined by his under accomplishing younger brother, who stayed on Earth garnering fame. Ivan was able to hack Jacob Grady's call feed while he was explaining how good of a mascot Navi was on the Back to School Bash Thursday Lore call on 9/12/2024. He gave Navi a short ultimatum that he has a short time, to do what is not know, but it is most likely to give Ivan the fame he wants.

== Description ==
Ivan is the older brother of Navi, and he is extremely different from Navi. Ivan is obscure, only coming to light with his threat to Navi. His actually appearance is unknown, but he is tall, thin, and otherwise unknown. He used a blackout video filter on himself to hide his appearance on camera. Not much else is known about Ivan because of his obscurity.

== History ==
He is the older brother of Navi, and he was the first astronaut on Mars. He was outshined by Navi, who stayed on Earth garnering immense fame. Eventually Navi became NSA's mascot, and Ivan was left in the dust of obscurity. Angry, Ivan hijacked Jacob Grady's camera feed on the Back to School Bash Lore call on 9/12/2024, while Jacob was explaining how great Navi was. He gave Navi an Ultimatum of unknown circumstance, however below is a transcription of Ivan's cryptic message:

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== Speculation ==
Many believe Ivan's name inspired Navi's name, simply being written backwards.

Ivan's next move is unknown, although some speculate he will bring chaos to all NSA.

<poem style="border: 2px solid #113e60; background-color: #cee5f6; padding: .5em;">
The students go on Teams a lot;
It’s open to them each.
So some forget that there are not
Outsiders in its reach.
The Courtyard isn’t free to all.
The door’s not open wide.
If Ivan lurks within these walls,
Who let the man inside?
Who’d ever want poor Navi gone?
What soul would take our mascot on?
How many of us serve his whim,
Do anything to follow him?
</poem>

<poem style="border: 2px solid #113e60; background-color: #cee5f6; padding: .5em;">
Ivan wanted chaos. Ivan wanted war.
Ivan knew just what the school’s wargame would be for.
For years he’d gathered soldiers. For years he’d bided time.
“And now at last,” he told himself, “The Courtyard will be mine.”
</poem>He did not look like the man he played,

Too old to be a teenage boy.

To hide his face while plans were made,

He’d need a clever ploy.

Hostages taken against their will

By a man so evil, I get a chill

Their memory gone, no one knows

That they were set up in a simple pose.
[[Category:Characters, Creatures, and Relics]]

Talk:Science Guild

2023-11-20T16:20:51Z

Bob: /* Creation */ Reply

== Creation ==

Hello Fellow Guild Members. Making this post to start the Science Guilds official presents on the W.I.K.I main frame. [[User:JPHashtag|JPHashtag]] ([[User talk:JPHashtag|talk]]) 03:35, 18 November 2023 (UTC)

:This is Green Leader, thanks for the page make......If anybody we dont know posts on this page, we need to inact code 43 [[User:Gleader|Gleader]] ([[User talk:Gleader|talk]]) 15:47, 20 November 2023 (UTC)
::What was that again [[User:JPHashtag|JPHashtag]] ([[User talk:JPHashtag|talk]]) 15:48, 20 November 2023 (UTC)
:::Code 43 is that we destroy personal who interferes with us. Though they would be a lousy spy to talk on the thread if they are trying to find our secrets. [[User:JPHashtag|JPHashtag]] ([[User talk:JPHashtag|talk]]) 15:55, 20 November 2023 (UTC)
::::Never mind, found it in the handbook, and pasted it for the others to see once they get online [[User:JPHashtag|JPHashtag]] ([[User talk:JPHashtag|talk]]) 15:59, 20 November 2023 (UTC)
:::::Yo [[User:Bob|Bob]] ([[User talk:Bob|talk]]) 16:07, 20 November 2023 (UTC)
::::::So, I hear you have the goods. [[User:Bob|Bob]] ([[User talk:Bob|talk]]) 16:20, 20 November 2023 (UTC)

Talk:Science Guild

2023-11-20T16:07:38Z

Bob: /* Creation */ Reply